Films to Help Remember Phone boxes

March 19, 2019 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | FILM, LIFE |

Cigarettes, hats & gloves, phoneboxes…where did you go? Here’s an aide memoire for phoneboxes…let us know of more! Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy The Apartment Dr Strangelove The French Connection Get Smart Glengarry Glen Ross Goodfellas I Know Where I’m Going!   The King of Comedy The Maltese Falcon North by Northwest The Rainmaker Ransom Séance on a Wet Afternoon The Servant The Silent Partner Sorry, Wrong Number Sunset Boulevard Superman Withnail & I [Italicised films are accompanied by images]

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Happy Oktoberfest!

October 12, 2018 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | LIFE |

12 October 1810: First Oktoberfest held in Munich to celebrate the nuptials of Ludwig I and Princess Therese.  The Varnished Culture offers a sad Oktoberfest song, to be sung to the tune of “All Out of Love” by Air Supply (with apologies). I’m lying alone with my head on the phone, Thinking of you till it hurts, I know you’d be true but what else can we do Tormented and torn apart, I wish I could carry you right in my hands For times when my life seems so low, It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring When today doesn’t…

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Auto-Focus: Our Runners-Up

July 14, 2018 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | FILM |

"What? No Shawshank Redemption? You idiots!"

Settle down folks. Our Top 20 list was drawn with blood, sweat and tears. We are not going to ‘out’ ourselves, except to say that we regard ourselves as disinterested, more qualified than the Archibald Trustees, and more cohesive than the Nobel Committee. We can’t hope to please everyone by our list (by definition, exclusionary). Our runners-up list was a lot longer, and friendlier (almost unanimous, with some spectacular exceptions, viz., Lawrence of Arabia): Ace in the Hole (Directed by Billy Wilder) (1951) All About Eve (Directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz) (1950) All the President’s Men (Directed by Alan J. Pakula) (1976)…

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Our 20 Finest Films

July 13, 2018 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | Classic Film, FILM |

The Varnished Culture has not been hibernating these few weeks in late June and early July. We have convened, and over many screeching, shrill, shrieking debates, several pots of coffee and several bottles of fine Jeanneret riesling from the Clare Valley, we have, with some dissents, compiled our list of the Greatest. We hope for, but do not expect, tolerance from film buffs out there. But if you can bottle the acid and lower the static, please let us have your thoughts (but be prepared to defend them!) There’s no mileage in exhaustively setting-out our Committee’s criteria, or allowing too…

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Listen to This

July 10, 2018 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | Classical Music, MUSIC |

We’ve recently ploughed (and sloshed) through a very sub-par biography of the great Ludwig van Beethoven – rather than trouble with that, listen to this instead:

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