Silliest Pop Song Lyrics: Ever!

February 24, 2020 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | Modern Music, MUSIC |

“Swag swag swag, on you Chillin’ by the fire while we eating fondue…” (Boyfriend) “Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova in the sky” (Champagne Supernova) “Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak; Somewhere in this town…” (Jailbreak)  “Just like the white winged dove Sings a song Sounds like she’s singin’ Whoo, baby, whoo, whoo…” (Edge of Seventeen) “But if this ever-changing world in which we live in…“ (Live and Let Die) “Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss Had your eyes wide open Why were they open…” (Grenade) “War, war is stupid…

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Australian Classic Fiction

The Varnished Culture thinks some Australian novels are worthy of the whole world: An Imaginary Life (by David Malouf) The Book Thief (by Markus Zusak) Capricornia (by Xavier Herbert) The First Man in Rome (by Colleen McCullough) Gould’s Book of Fish (by Richard Flanagan) The Harp in the South (by Ruth Park) The Magic Pudding (by Norman Lindsay) The Man Who Loved Children (by Christina Stead) The Merry-go-round in the Sea (by Randolph Stow) My Brilliant Career (by Miles Franklin) My Brother Jack (by George Johnston) Oscar and Lucinda (by Peter Carey) Picnic at Hanging Rock (by Joan Lindsay) Power Without Glory…

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The Art of Stalking

January 15, 2020 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | ART, FILM, MUSIC, WRITING & LITERATURE |

The New South Wales Police Force offers this regarding the crime of Stalking: Stalking is a crime…and…includes: ‘the following of a person about or the watching or frequenting of the vicinity of, or an approach to a person’s place of residence, business or work or any place that a person frequents for the purposes of any social or leisure activity’.  Stalking involves a persistent course of conduct or actions by a person which are intended to maintain contact with or exercise power and control over another person. These actions cause distress, loss of control, fear or harassment to another person and occur…

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Homage to Catullus

May 9, 2019 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | HISTORY, Poetry |

A rumination: Farts foreshadow faeces, Poppers presage poo; When they start, and carry on There’s little else to do But find yourself a toilet And sit yourself right down, Unless your suiting will assume A savage shade of brown.  

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Films to Help Remember Phone boxes

March 19, 2019 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | FILM, LIFE |

Cigarettes, hats & gloves, phoneboxes…where did you go? Here’s an aide memoire for phoneboxes…let us know of more! Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy The Apartment Dr Strangelove The French Connection Get Smart Glengarry Glen Ross Goodfellas I Know Where I’m Going!   The King of Comedy The Maltese Falcon North by Northwest The Rainmaker Ransom Séance on a Wet Afternoon The Servant The Silent Partner Sorry, Wrong Number Sunset Boulevard Superman Withnail & I [Italicised films are accompanied by images]

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