Killer Quotes from “Withnail & I”

March 13, 2016 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | Classic Film, FILM | 0 Comments |

This delightful film has abundant gems within its script:

Withnail to the farmer: “We’ve gone on holiday by mistake…are you the farmer?

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Withnail drank a lot in the car, and now: “I feel like a pig shat in my head.”

And earlier: “I feel unusual.”

From the car, earlier: “Throw yourself into the road darling!  You haven’t got a chance!

Withnail in the tea rooms to Miss Blennerhasset: “Balls.  We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here and we want them now.”

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Withnail: “We’re out of wine, what do you propose to do about it?

I ruminates: “We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.”

Danny the Druggy to Withnail: “If I spike you, you’ll know you’ve been spoken to.”

Withnail to I, after declining to understudy in The Seagull: “I hate those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow.”

Monty (about his cat) “Once again that oaf has ruined my day!”

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Monty on his acting career: “It is the most shattering experience of a young man’s life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself “I will never play The Dane.””

Withnail doing a Julie Andrews impersonation on hill: “Bastards! You’ll all suffer! I’ll show the lot of you! I’m gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar!

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