Beware the Jealous Guy

December 7, 2020 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | LIFE, Modern Music, MUSIC |

On 8 December, 1980, about 5 pm, a man truly ‘crippled inside,’ Mark David Chapman, posing as a fan of singer-songwriter/crypto-Jesus John Lennon, got Lennon to autograph his latest (rather patchy) record, Double Fantasy, out the front of his fashionable Dakota apartment in New York City. Lennon and his wife were on their way to record more unmemorable songs. On their return, at about 10.50 pm, Chapman shot at Lennon five times, hitting him with at least 4 bullets. Lennon, rushed by police to hospital, was DOA.  Chapman was arrested without further incident and claimed that The Catcher in the Rye…

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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

(dir. David Dobkin) (2020) (Netflix) If you love the Eurovision Song Contest, read on. If you hate, or are merely indifferent to it, stop reading now.  No-one likes that kind of negative weirdness. Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga was scheduled for release in May 2020, in order to coincide with the final of the real Eurovision contest in Rotterdam this year, but the final was cancelled, tragically, due to some little pandemic or other.   Who wouldn’t risk a bit of respiratory failure for the chance to see acts  like this – Thank goodness that at least we…

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All You Need is Love

June 24, 2020 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | Modern Music, MUSIC |

25 June 1967: “All You Need Is Love”, the Beatles’ anthem of peace, was beamed to the World via a global television broadcast from the EMI studios in London. The sheer logistical immensity of the broadcast, coupled with the over-loaded production, gave the song a certain cachet, although it is essentially a condescending, lumpen hymn to an utopian Neverland, with lyrics that are the purest dross.  Yet it lingers, like a piece of old furniture one intends to put out in the hard rubbish but never does, which says something for its unabashed sincerity and heartfelt elements. Perhaps the better…

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The iPod Playlist for a Plague

March 30, 2020 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | LIFE, Modern Music, MUSIC |

Social distancing..."The Plague of Thebes" by Charles Francois Jalabert (1842)

Armagideon Time (The Clash) [“A lot of people won’t get no supper tonight A lot of people won’t get no justice tonight…”] Bad Moon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival) [“I see a bad moon a-rising I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin’ I see bad times today  Don’t go ’round tonight It’s bound to take your life There’s a bad moon on the rise…”] Coming Home (Falling in Reverse) [“Transmission from the stars A message from the atmosphere Etched into my heart Your purpose there is still unclear The ghost of you lives on Through everything I…

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Silliest Pop Song Lyrics: Ever!

February 24, 2020 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | Modern Music, MUSIC |

“Swag swag swag, on you Chillin’ by the fire while we eating fondue…” (Boyfriend) “Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova in the sky” (Champagne Supernova) “Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak; Somewhere in this town…” (Jailbreak)  “Well you’re built like a car You’ve got a hubcap diamond star halo You’re built like a car, oh yeah Well you’re an untamed youth That’s the truth with your cloak full of eagles You’re dirty sweet and you’re my girl Get it on, bang a gong, get it on” (Bang a Gong (Get it On))  …

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