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10 Things We Hate About Shops and Salons
The conversation-starters which clothes sales assistants and hairdressers learn by rote. “Is it still windy/hot/raining out there?” “On your lunch break?” “Got much on this weekend?” “Do you live/work around here?” “Got a special occasion coming up?”… but…nail technicians won’t, or can’t speak English and they’ve got your hands imprisoned for an hour. “Do you have our special loyalty card? No? Would you like to join our loyalty programme? No? You should because you can get 2 percent off and endless emails from us. No? It’ll only take a minute to sign you up. No? Do you collect our special stickers?” “Have you taken…
Continue Reading →7 Academy Award Outfits – the Good, the Bad and the Ugggghhhh
Have people learnt since the 2016 Golden Globes? Here are TVCs seven notable red carpet outfits from this year’s Oscars. The Good… The Bad… The Lovely…. and the Ugggghhhh…
Continue Reading →10 Fashion Statements We Hate
For a start, Pharrell William’s hat. Look at it, just look at it. Hurts, doesn’t it?
Continue Reading →Why Do These Stars’ Stylists Hate Them?
It must be a vicious mixture of misogyny, personal loathing, resentment and superb powers of persuasion. Nothing else can explain how these otherwise attractive women came to appear at the 2016 Golden Globe Awards looking like this.
Continue Reading →3 Golden Globe 2016 Questions
The Golden Globe spider predicts...weird self-aggrandisement and bad dresses
QUESTION 1 How did Julianne Moore, who excels in dag…. …get it so right? QUESTION 2 How many canaries died to dress Jennifer Lopez? ..and does Angelina want her leg back? Although those shoes are worth showing off. QUESTION 3. Why does Sylvester Stallone look so much like Dean Martin these days? Answers awaited!
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