The TVC Caption Contest

Please send us your caption for “Pete on a Seat” by Lesley J.

The best three selections will receive prominent publication (with attribution, or anonymously if you prefer) and a copy of the seminal experimental novel Tranquility, signed by the author (we will consider personalised dedications sent to us).

T’s and C’s
The Varnished Culture is Marshall Tito in this matter – we have full, unfettered discretion and our decision Is final. No correspondence will necessarily be entered into.

Competition closes on 15 February 2018.