Homage to Catullus

May 9, 2019 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | HISTORY, Poetry | 0 Comments |

A rumination:

Farts foreshadow faeces,

Poppers presage poo;

When they start, and carry on

There’s little else to do

But find yourself a toilet

And sit yourself right down,

Unless your suiting will assume

A savage shade of brown.



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