Silliest Pop Song Lyrics: Ever!

“Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin’ by the fire while we eating fondue…” (Boyfriend)

“Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky” (Champagne Supernova)

“Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak; Somewhere in this town…” (Jailbreak) 

“Well you’re built like a car
You’ve got a hubcap diamond star halo
You’re built like a car, oh yeah
Well you’re an untamed youth
That’s the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You’re dirty sweet and you’re my girl

 

“Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo, whoo…” (Edge of Seventeen)

“But if this ever-changing world in which we live in…“ (Live and Let Die)

“Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open Why were they open…” (Grenade)

“War, war is stupid and people are stupid” (The War Song)

“Now you get to watch her leave,
Out the window, guess that’s why they call it window pane” (Love the Way You Lie)

“Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine” (Baby)

“I’mma make you my bitch
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake” (Birthday Cake)

“I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow” (Yellow)

“MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no” (MacArthur Park)

“Are we human?
Or are we dancer?” (Human)

“We’ll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon” (Buck Rogers)

“Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?” (Miracles)