Silliest Pop Song Lyrics: Ever!

February 24, 2020 | Posted by Guest Reviewer | Modern Music, MUSIC | 3 Comments |

Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin’ by the fire while we eating fondue…” (Boyfriend)

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky” (Champagne Supernova)

Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak; Somewhere in this town…” (Jailbreak

Well you’re built like a car
You’ve got a hubcap diamond star halo
You’re built like a car, oh yeah
Well you’re an untamed youth
That’s the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You’re dirty sweet and you’re my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on” (Bang a Gong (Get it On))

 

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo, whoo…” (Edge of Seventeen)

But if this ever-changing world in which we live in (Live and Let Die)

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open Why were they open…” (Grenade)

War, war is stupid and people are stupid” (The War Song)

Now you get to watch her leave,
Out the window, guess that’s why they call it window pane” (Love the Way You Lie)

Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine” (Baby)

I’mma make you my bitch
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
” (Birthday Cake)

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow” (Yellow)

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no” (MacArthur Park)

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?” (Human)

We’ll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon” (Buck Rogers)

Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?” (Miracles)

3 Comments

  1. Reply

    Susan Martin

    February 26, 2020

    Never forget this gem from Patrick Hernandez -

    “You see you were born
    Born, born to be alive
    (Born to be alive)
    You see you were born
    Born, born
    (Born to be alive)”

  2. Reply

    Jules

    February 26, 2020

    "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
    It felt good to be out of the rain
    In the desert you can't remember your name
    'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
    La la, la, la, la la la, la la la, la, la
    La la, la, la, la la la, la la la, la, la"

  3. Reply

    Steve Hill

    March 6, 2020

    Then of course there is this.....
    Well the Shoop Shoop stands for the mood you're in
    And the Diddy Wop mean let the fun begin
    It's a feeling gonna set your senses reeling and you can't sit still
    Cumma Cumma mean what you thought, that's right
    And the Wang Dang gonna get you through the night time
    Baby there's a right time if you wanna lose control
    Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
    Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
    Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
    Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
    Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
    Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
    Shoop Shoop
    ........kill me now.....


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