The Handmaid’s Tale

By Margaret Atwood (1986) You’ve seen the headlines, “The Handmaid’s Tale. It’s coming true! It’s real!” It is? Women in the United States are being forcibly abducted and repeatedly raped in the name of population growth? That’s quite a surprise. I would have expected that to be on the news. American women of child-bearing age have to wear outlandish costumes, act as a devout mob and are not educated? Oh, no, I’ve got that wrong. That’s only the howling, rainbow-clad sufferers of TDS. The Handmaid’s Tale, apart from its apparent prescience, is vaunted as a feminist tale of great power…

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Coonardoo (Katharine Susannah Prichard)

(First published 1929; 2013 edition published by Angus & Robertson) In two of the three forewords*  to the 2013 A&R Australian Classics edition of “Coonardoo”, we are told that Prichard, in both her own (the third) foreword and the novel that follows, uses terms and makes assumptions that, while widespread in the nineteen-twenties, are not so popular now. Prichard is not criticised for that, nor should she be. Those were the words and the beliefs of the time. Some of them should be readopted by us, even in our woke wisdom. Naturally we should no longer tolerate the genital mutilation…

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Heretic

January 16, 2025 | Posted by Lesley Jakobsen | Drama Film, FILM |

"The wife is shy, but the pie is nigh!"

(Directed by Scott Beck and Bryan Wood, 2024) We who do not live in horror-film-land know that no young woman should ever go into the isolated, charming house at the bottom of a wind-strewn garden during a rainstorm. Unfortunately for them, LDS missionaries Sister Paxton (Chloe East) and Sister Barnes (Sophie Thatcher) do live in that land and did not get the memo.  In non-horror-film-land the missionaries would be young men but of course, women are the proper victims of imprisonment, slashings and creepy things in horror-film-land so there it is.  Mr. Reed (Hugh Grant) lives in that house and…

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Longlegs (2024)

August 12, 2024 | Posted by Lesley Jakobsen | FILM, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

Note: this is the film's edit, not TVC's.

(Director: Osgood Perkins, who is also the sole accredited writer. You have been warned). Long Legs is so terrible that we advise against seeing it (if you value your time, money and/or pride). SPOILER ALERT In case there are any readers who might be considering seeing it, we will help dissuade you by posting some spoilers.  And, perhaps some of you who have watched this rubbish could help us out with some of our queries.    It starts off well enough – don’t all horror films?  Perkins has just enough talent to do one good scene.  Small girl, curiously alone…

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Barbarian (2022)

July 13, 2024 | Posted by Lesley Jakobsen | Drama Film, FILM, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

(Director – not to be mentioned.  He is not to be encouraged.) [Zach Cregger directed, his first, possibly last, effort, although the film made good money apparently – Facts matter- ED.] “Barbarian” is not rateable on the “Babadook Scale“.  It’s not that sort of horror movie.  It’s the sort on which even fewer pesky script meetings are wasted. You can determine whether you have seen this film by casting yourself in the lead role and answering the following questions. You are a young woman who arrives in the rainy dead of night to find that your B & B is…

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