10 Reasons to Hate Bowie

Well, it is easy to venerate Bowie of course, and De mortuis nihil nisi bonum but no major figures are completely loved. Here’s some drawbacks advanced simply in the interests of total candour –

1. He told us that Major Tom is a junkie.
2. He mastered blue eye shadow.
3. His paralysed eye enhanced his looks.
4. He recorded Knock On Wood.
5. He killed Ziggy.
6. He named his son Zowie.
7. He said Hitler was a rock ‘n’ roll star.
8. His writing stayed high quality after he went off cocaine.
9. He did what he wanted to do, his way.
10. He’s gone.