Stars in the Drug Show

Who can tell the honest score

When no-one knows or can be sure

That the ball in the net / an incomplete pass

Or the bungled catch / upon the grass

Weren’t planned?

Should you work the mobile phone,

With your team well in the zone

Where Olympic pride / the bikes they ride

Head for the lowlands, on a peptide

Of flasks, all banned?

We’re all ‘stars in the drug show’ now,

We made it happen – we showed them how

By greasing on our couches, betting

And buying all they sold us, letting

Them jab their engorged hand.