10 Fashion Statements We Hate

January 16, 2016 | Posted by Lesley Jakobsen | LIFE | 0 Comments |

  1. Pharrell William’s hat.  Look at it, just look at it.  Hurts, doesn’t it?
  2. Alex Perry’s permanent sunglasses hat.  Do the eyes on the top of his head get dazzled inside?  At night?
  3. Strapless dresses because they make all women except Angelina Jolie look fat and stumpy, and even then…
  4. Bono’s glasses.
  5. Anything  SBS’s Lee Lin Chin wears.
  6. Peter FitzSimon’s red bandana..  I can’t even…
  7. Hoodies over baseball caps.  Go to Jail.  Go directly to jail.  Do not pass my house.
  8. T-shirts made for virtue-signalling.
  9. Ear-gauges, tongue-piercings, neck tattoos.
  10. This…


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