3 Golden Globe 2016 Questions

January 11, 2016 | Posted by Lesley Jakobsen | Annabel Lee, FILM | 2 Comments |

The Golden Globe spider predicts...weird self-aggrandisement and bad dresses

QUESTION 1

How did Julianne Moore, who excels in dag….

J MOORE 1
…get it so right?

73rd ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS -- Pictured: (l-r) arrive to the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016.

73rd ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) arrive to the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016.

QUESTION 2

How many canaries died to dress Jennifer Lopez?

LOPEZ
..and does Angelina want her leg back? Although those shoes are worth showing off.

QUESTION 3.

Why does Sylvester Stallone look so much like Dean Martin these days?

STALLONE

Answers awaited!

2 Comments

  1. Reply

    SPK

    January 11, 2016

    I remember reading somewhere that a military drone’s targeting system will get confused by bright yellow. So I am assuming that Lopez is a CIA operative; deep, deep, under cover.

    • Reply

      Lesley Jakobsen

      January 12, 2016

      Not deep enough though SPK.....that dress should be deep, deep underground. In a vault. Cemented in.

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