Parody # 3: “The Prince and The Influencer”

(with apologies to Edward Lear and “The Owl and the Pussycat”)

A Royal wranger went over the sea

On a beautiful private jet,

With a B-grade actress, and some cash

And a Netflix contract to get.

The Prince looked out over L.A. below

And sang to his i-pod stream:

‘Will you be my mummy as we go,

Can I join your millennial team?”

 

So they took their bows and renewed their vows

With the turkey who has her own show,

They had a beach pad and kale they had

Which they ate with a runcible spoon:

With their hands in each on Malibu Beach

They were woke by the light of the moon.