(With apologies to Rudyard Kipling)
I keep six slavish acronyms
By whom I set much store,
Their names are WTF and LOL,
IMHO and more,
And FOMO and TBH and also BRB,
My serfs I like and I keep them, but also set them free.
I send them over the world wide web
I send them high and low
But after they have done their work
I’m told just where to go.