Parody # 4: The Blogger’s Children

(With apologies to Rudyard Kipling)

I keep six slavish acronyms

By whom I set much store,

Their names are WTF and LOL,

IMHO and more,

And FOMO and TBH and also BRB,

My serfs I like and I keep them, but also set them free.

I send them over the world wide web

I send them high and low

But after they have done their work

I’m told just where to go.