10 Types of People We Hate

Photo of Mr Vox by Ricardo Stuckert

1. Drivers who decide at the last moment to turn right across traffic.
2. People who dither on pavements.
3. People in our way in general.
4. People who buy a big dog and never walk it.
   
5. ‘Artists’ who can’t draw..
6. [Like Roger Moore’s character in North Sea Hijack] “I like cats…and I don’t much like people who don’t.”
7. Bono (except when he sings “One” or “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”).
8. People who have houses with wooden floors that can’t be trodden on with high heels. It’s a FLOOR.
9. Religious fanatics and atheist fanatics.
10. Bono.