Why Do These Stars’ Stylists Hate Them?

It must be a vicious mixture of misogyny, personal loathing, resentment and superb powers of persuasion. Nothing else can explain how these otherwise attractive women came to appear at the 2016 Golden Globe Awards looking like this.

Lumpy, bumpy and clumsy.

And…..errr…ummm….WHAT IS THIS?

Help!  A hairy caterpillar swallowed Heidi Klum…and it’s not pretty.

Honestly, why would you??  The Bride of Something….

 

Sorry Cate, but you get a special mention for this over-sized baptism layette.  But no self-respecting baby would let anyone do that to its hair.

 

See below for how it is done, ladies –


 Aahhh, that’s better.  Kate Hudson and Jane Fonda’s stylists are at least sane.