Face It, Western Civilisation: You Lost

November 25, 2018 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | ART, HISTORY, Ulalume | 1 Comment |

“It’s Time”, to borrow an old political phrase, Last Orders for Western Civilisation and its running dogs, time even for soldiers in the cause to lay down their easels, quills, violins, compasses and chisels. You got beat – not by folks who were smarter (quelle idée!) or had a worthier plan. They had simply worked-out O’Brien’s dictum that hate was not more exhausting than love. In fact, it could be spread more evenly, calibrated and cadenced, and thus more effective over time. They understood that destruction is an essential part of the human condition and that righteous destruction is virtually unstoppable. And they had more energy, ultimately, being schooled in implacability; being unburdened by enlightenment; not attenuated by rationalism, nor distracted by freedom. One of our own dead warriors summed up the situation in a poem:

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.*

At the NGV in Melbourne recently, a city clogged with too much traffic, streets filled with apprehended violence, and a general insouciance, we caught the tranche of recent material, much of it astride the walls like riders in a posse we have come to call the Post Eternal Phase (forgotten as soon as one turns away):

As Robert Hughes said of the other pile of bricks (at the Tate), “anyone except a child can make these things…”

The above (dated 2015, as if that mattered) is by Pascale Marthine Tayou, and entitled “Coloured Stones (Pavés colorés)”. The notes suggest it is “an arrangement of quarried granite paving stones, each selectively sprayed with a primary colour. The paving stones reference the times of social unrest during which they were collected and used to combat police and anti-revolutionary forces; for example, during the French Revolution and the May 1968 student protests in Paris. The paving stones and range of colours point to the allegiances and divisions that make up any modern community, as well as to the concrete political history that lies beneath contemporary culture.”

We would dare suggest that one might better ‘reference’ the French Revolution by putting on steel-capped boots and kicking the crap out of this crap; and the 1968 protests by getting two arts students to have a shag under the blocks. We note that NGV exhorts children to “On your way home, think about what kind of things on the street could be made more beautiful or colourful.”  TVC suggests Canaletto might be more inspirational:

Remember Tracey Emin?  Yes, she’s still about, still at it:

“While much of [Tracey] Emin’s work (sic) speaks of her life and experiences, recently she has been creating text portraits…’The passion of your smile’ is a portrait of George Clooney, whom she had never met, but equally speaks to and about the viewer.” [Note on the NGV wall near the neon installation, obviously penned by someone for whom English is not a first language.]

We mean to cast no aspersion on any of these artists in terms of their motives, their competence, or their design. Although we are troubled by the tired, slapdash, unimaginative commodities under the hammer these days – “reference” Jeff Koons, or dear Andy….

…or even worse, the Dutch auction seeming to be run for Mr. Weiwei:

Were Civilisation still in the ascendant, who knows what enduring work they might produce?  But today has no place for Michelangelo, Leonardo, or Raphael, et al, even if we could have them. If Leonardo came back, he’d likely be useless because the formal rigour of training would not be available to him, and he’d miss most of his art classes to attend rallies in town, on one of the incessant pupil-free days, to fulminate at inaction on dangerous climate change and transsexual rights (which reminds us, we lost on scientific method and objective reality as well). He’d be reduced to pasting images of an ISIS-style middle finger on the walls of crumbling infrastructure (after Bansky), which might be problematic, as Leo always struggled painting hands.

What to do? One can keep yelling from the back of the truck, like The Varnished Culture does; Or you can purchase one of those smoke-belching one-way voyages to Mars; Or modernise the Socrates option – head to Melbourne, place yourself in the tender mercy of one of its burgeoning Euthanasia Clinics and check-out peacefully (a viable choice for any remaining acolytes of the soon-to-be-defunct Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, since they can obtain precise information as to time of death and hence offer repentance just before oblivion).

Or embrace the new non-subsidised culture, available in public we presume for free or tuppence, whether it be graphic:

Bourke Street, Melbourne

…or written:

Photographed by the author in ‘The Last Jar,’ Carlton, Nov. 2018

[* W. B. Yeats, The Second Coming (1920)] [It is possible you’ve heard us on this before: see http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/impressionism-the-wrong-turn/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/doodles-try-cy-twombly/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/a-further-sign-of-decline/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/the-worst-sculptor-in-the-world/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/more-gems/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/all-that-glisters-is-not-gold/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/time-to-terminate-the-sydney-biennale/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/art-institute-chicago-as-an-exemplar-of-the-decline-of-western-civilisation/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/culturaldecline/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/contemporary-art-in-crisis/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/modern-culture/, http://www.thevarnishedculture.com/modernarttheory/, and so on…]

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    Smug of Glebe

    August 15, 2019

    Note the recent online Spectator piece by Geraldine Massey, "What's Woke this Week" - here's an extract:
    "I’ve been away from the world of woke for a while and it’s depressing to see just how well it’s gotten along without me. But now I’m back and the last week has thrown up some worthy woke stories from the worlds of art, fast-food straws, advertising and at least one woke celebrity hoist, methinks, with her own petard.

    The Emperor’s new funding

    In the world of modern art, the emperor has no new clothes, he’s still starkers. And with assistance from Australia Council for the Arts and other arts funding bodies, along with your publicly-funded ABC, Screen Australia and Screenwest he’s also stark raving mad. The ABC’s mini-documentary series Art Bites: Biogenesis allows you to “meet the radical artists who are redefining nature, the body and life itself through the genesis of unique living biological artworks”. Now there’s an opportunity you couldn’t pass up.

    Beguilingly filed under ‘Science’ on the ABC website, the article about the artworks and the shorts themselves will have you reaching for the TV remote, or possibly the nearest bucket.

    You can meet Dr Tarsh Bates (no relation to Norman) who has “created a living piece of ‘bio-art’ by putting thrush on agar and feeding it with her own blood, controlling its growth pattern using a stencil-like template.” She apparently even speaks lovingly to her creation “I hope people can see how extraordinary you are … that they grow to love you as I do. That they can see that you’re not such a bad companion after all.”

    Or you might prefer the gold-cast version of her own faeces produced by ‘artist’ Helen Pynor who wants to “reimagine and redeem one of the disowned processes of our bodies”. Don’t we all?

    Another ‘artwork’ is by ‘biotechnical artist’ Guy Ben-Ary. He is described as a researcher living “his childhood dream of being a rock star by growing his living brain cells in a petri dish wired to a giant musical instrument that ‘jams’ with famous musicians around the world.”

    Mr Ben-Ary is quoted as saying, “As a child, I wanted to be a rockstar. But I never learnt how to play.” Clearly what he has learnt to play with great success is the arts funding system.

    The Biogenesis series director and writer Steve Alyian wants to “highlight changing scientific perspectives, such as the importance of microbes in our body, and encourage discussion about difficult subjects”. Maybe we could kick off with a roundtable about funding for the arts and your ABC."


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