Gaudí

December 13, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | ART, Biography, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

(Biography by Gijs van Hensbergen) (2001)

Before the New Brutalism (described as the ‘Screw You Style of Architecture”), there was Antoni Gaudí (1852 – 1926) who dazzled the world with his innovative, modern, rococo buildings in Catalonia and Barcelona.  Le Corbusier recognised his daring and complex designs, so it is a pity he declined to follow his example.

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His simple grandeur evokes late mannerism, coupled with swirls and rounded features that return to classicism as well as recalling some Moorish structures.

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Who else could have designed the Arcadia-meets-Disneyland that is the Park Güell? (see above and below).  He said that “colour in architecture must be intense, logical and fertile.”

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This is, cliché though it be, the definitive biography, by an expert in architecture and someone with an emotional bridge to Gaudí that can enlighten even though the man and his life were somewhat elusive.

Hensbergen writes: “Gaudí is a very contemporary figure-holistic, spiritual and astonishingly original…Looking at Gehry’s Guggenheim – heavily influenced by Gaudí’s fluid use of space – we see just how far ahead of his time Gaudí was.”

Gaudí (1910)

Gaudí (1910)

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Tannhäuser

December 10, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | Opera, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS, WAGNER |

(Richard Wagner) (1845) (Met, December 2015)

An old-fashioned, rollicking and surprise-free production, beautifully sung and shockingly acted (Johan Botha can’t even manage to convincingly strum the symbolic lyre) with James Levine leading the orchestra (James Jorden in The Observer rudely suggesting that he “flapped his baton like a wounded bird”).

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Terrific early Wagner, with a stark and invariably crass look at a medieval gallant’s perennial struggle twixt sacred and profane love – the orgasmic overture leading on to the writhing, wriggling Venusberg – replete with smudged borders between high church and low conduct, and a fairly unsatisfying denouement. Leaves on a staff?  Come off it!

The Maestro had yet to strike the total art he worked feverishly towards, and the Paris re-run was famously ruined by thugs from the Jockey Club – but this is still a stirring Met production with lots of highlights.

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A Million Windows

(by Gerald Murnane)

Murnane’s writing is the literary equivalent of a performance by the dance troupe Jailolo.  As the dancers creep across a stage via barely discernable, repetitive, miniscule movements, so Murnane inches and tics his way from nowhere to somewhere word by word. His is a philisophy of obscurantism, distance and apprehension.

“I recalled just now an earlier undertaking of mine to explain in the previous paragraph why this is not a self-referential work of fiction.  The discerning reader should have found the promised explanation in the paragraph as it stands.  For the sake of the undiscerning reader I shall repeat the simple fact that I am the narrator of this work and not the author.  In the matter of my fate, so to call it, I am no more able to exercise choice than is any narrator or any of the texts going forward in room after room in this wing of the house of two or, perhaps, three storeys where this text is to be understood as going forward, or any character, so to call him or her, in any work of fiction reported to be going forward in any of those rooms.”

I must be an un-discerning reader.  Whereas an hour of watching the almost stationary Jailolo dancers was an hour of intrigue and novelty, an hour of reading this exegesis on writing and memory, with its most assuredly deliberate keeping of the reader at arm’s length, and repetition, is a dull and frustrating hour.

The latter part of the book is better.  Murnane then occasionally suspends his overt disdain for the confused reader who does not enjoy his creative writing exercises (which are often about the chief character in a conjectured piece of fiction, who may or may not be the author or the narrator, in a certain north-western town in a certain south-eastern state who exchanges glances for two excruciating years on homeward train journeys with a certain fictional dark-haired young woman, hardly more than a girl, who may or may not remind him, or someone else, of another briefly glimpsed fictional dark-haired woman, hardly more than a girl) and indulges himself further, but here to advantage, with quirks such as his horse-racing game, which reflects the real author/narrator’s love of the gee-gees and weakness for word-games, (cf. Nabokov’s ‘word-golf’).

But it’s too little, too late. Murnane can’t break out of his own sticky web. Nobel?  It’s not Pinter or Beckett.  It’s Murnane.

[P adds: Reading the first quarter of the Bloke from Goroke’s book, and with reference to the paragraph L quotes above, one recalls Clive James’ lines: “He wrote a book full of nothing except writing For people who can’t do anything but read”*.

However, a review of the discerning, long (but considerably easier to read) exposition on Murnane in the Australian Book Review  – “The scientist of his own experience – A profile of Gerald Murnane” by Shannon Burns (No. 373, August 2015), suggests it might be worthwhile putting on the strong coffee, perhaps cooling it down with a little whisky, setting lamp over armchair and delving back into this (and other, more accessible offerings – from the Burns article we think perhaps Tamarisk Row, The Plains or Barley Patch?).  After all, Murnane is often touted as a dark horse for the Literary Nobel – and remember how light, fluffy and easy to skim was the corpus of our last winner?]

*”A Gesture towards James Joyce” [and Finnegans Wake]

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Kenji

December 3, 2015 | Posted by Lesley Jakobsen | FOOD, Restaurants, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

When we  of TVC arrived at an almost full  Kenji at 8 pm on a Saturday night without a reservation, we were found a table with smiles and alacrity.  The space is a rather uninspiring box on Hutt Street but the décor (modern, clean lines, olive green and black, traditional Japanese ornaments) is pleasing, although L did have a view of the toilet door. L’s entrée size sashimi of 10 pieces was generous and succulent.  P’s lamb chops were a surprising inclusion on a Japanese menu but then, the menu at Kenji is surprising and innovative.   P’s chops were also succulent (although overcooked for medium rare).

The service was  warm, if a little confused – there seemed to be too many servers for our table.  The wine list is good, although the brut de brut could have been more chilled.  Unfortunately, despite its sophisticated and inviting western/eastern mix, Kenji, like most Asian-inspired restaurants, suffers (occasionally) from a lack of understanding of wine.  The desserts looked wonderful – a first for an Asian restaurant, but we were too full.  We decided to go to Kenji again when we had more tummy-room and this time we will book a table at the front.

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POSTSCRIPT.

When TVC arrived at an almost full  Kenji at 8pm on a Wednesday night without a reservation we were found a table with smiles and alacrity.  This time we were at the front, at the window.  There was no confusion about wine or anything else.   With the exception of a lump of unpleasant meat of some description, L’s bento box was fresh and luscious – tender sashimi, crunchy prawn sushi, fried chicken and miso.  Again P’s choice was surprising – a lush concoction of fried haloumi,  green cherry tomatoes, marinated nashi pear, green beans, sublime zucchini flowers and other interesting stuff.  Same story with the menu – maybe next time!  But Kenji is getting better and better and we mean to return, and soon. Domo arigato!

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Grey Gardens

November 30, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | Documentary, LIFE, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

(Dir. David and Albert Maysles) (1976)

Lifestyles of the squalid and shameless…Edith and Edie Beale live in their ramshackle mansion in the Hamptons, cats lolling about, voiding, and racoons climbing through great holes in the roof.  Daughter Edie swans about, recalling an interrupted career on Broadway; mother Edith (aunt to Jackie Onassis) sits in bed, watching, like a big spider.  Two years of footage has been distilled into doco-length, where not much occurs beyond regular ranting, but try to look away.  This eye-view seems like exploitation to us, but, nevertheless, of definite morbid interest.  For this reason, it has since been filmed for television, and expanded into a stage musical (for The Varnished Culture the lowest art-form next to novelizing a screenplay), most recently staged at Seymour Theatre, Sydney, with Beth Daly playing a one-hander in two acts as Big and Lil’ Edie.

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Better Call Saul

November 25, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

Season One, 2015

We knew this couldn’t be as good as Breaking Bad but it’s still well worth a look, compellingly soThe series is based on mobile phone-destroying attorney Saul Goodman, an artful dodger with an extremely flawed appreciation of legal professional privilege, who was not only comedy relief in several seasons of BB, but often a deus ex machina to boot (who can forget the moment when DEA Officer Hank Schraeder has Walt and Jesse cornered, only to get the slimiest of bum steers via phone from Saul’s office?)

's All Good, Man' (Digital sketch by Rich of Saskatoon, Canada)

‘s All Good, Man’ (Digital sketch by Rich of Saskatoon, Canada)

With this ‘prequel’, we go back in time to when Saul (Bob Odenkirk), now reduced to serving slop and watching old videos of his cheesy ads, was James McGill, a newly-minted attorney-at-law, starting afresh in New Mexico after a career as a back-alley grifter in Cicero, Illinois (known as ‘Slippin’ Jimmy’ – he’s now a bit like ‘Whiplash Willie’).  Jim is contending with a righteous older-brother (and junior dad) – Michael McKean – who has ‘Electromagnetic hypersensitivity’ and lives shrouded in tinfoil in a ‘grounded’ gas-lit home.  We also are re-introduced to Mike Ehrmantraut (Jonathan Banks), whose back story explains and enhances his later phlegmatic, monolithic demeanour.

This series is great fun: insanely precise (albeit bizarre) plotting, masterful staging and direction and a cast of characters Dickens would have gleefully spooned-down with his pudding.  McGill swings wildly between cockiness and shame, twixt doing good and breaking bad, with a definite sense in the last episode that he has made his choice.  Whilst the show lacks the gravitas and high-tragic aspects of Breaking Bad, as a spin-off, it wheels around real nice.

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Python is Squashed

November 24, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | FILM, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

“Absolutely Anything” (Dir. Terry Jones) (2015)

Let’s get this over with: this is the Worst Picture of the Year.  It’s Monty Python’s Tomb.  There’s not an ounce of wit or a solitary laugh in it. Derivative, tired, completely lustreless.  Every person in or connected with it is diminished.  Simon Pegg took a wrong career turn after Spaced and Sean of the Dead.  Or rather, he missed the turn towards something new and kept straight down the road of playing gormless, anorak-wearing types, till he hit this dead end.

There is no need to explain the thing – just pass on by. What sadness one feels for Robin Williams’ worthless voice role (as Dennis the talking pooch) pales beside the sadness of his life-ending depression.  What persuaded the Pythons to participate?  With what object was Joanna Lumley superfluously cast as a catty book-show host?  Because she was once in a good show that had ‘Absolutely’ in its title?  Why are the handsome women attracted to these losers, telekinesis or no?  Seriously, go and see the latest lukewarm hot dog entry in the Star Wars or James Bond franchises instead, or better yet, see the Pythons at their best, in Holy Grail, Life of Brian or Meaning of Life.  You know, before they cannibalized their taste, talent and reputations.

"Go hunt down my agent."

“Go hunt down my agent.”

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Florence and the Uffizi Gallery

November 23, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | ART, Documentary, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

(Dir. Luca Viotto) (2015)

This documentary on the city that invented the Renaissance is a treat but it could have been better, says Director Pete:

  1. We don’t need an actor (albeit highly competent Simon Merrells) in a shiny suit and dubious red flannel to ‘play’ the ‘ghost’ of Lorenzo the Magnificent to talk about his ‘feelings’ and his cultured mates.  Medici was formidable, and deserved better.
  2. We wanted 3D.  We got 2D.
  3. We didn’t really appreciate the Director’s exegesis concerning various masterworks.  With all due respect to his obvious erudition, they struck us as squarely phallocentric.  No problem with that, but it is like cricket commentary on TV; less is best.

Caravaggio_-_Medusa_-_Google_Art_Project4.  The Varnished Culture had an extremely fleeting time in the red-roofed Tuscan Theme Park but we didn’t get much of the city in the film, apart from some sensational long tracking shots, some nice interiors of Brunelleschi’s cathedral, nor was there much sense of a visit to Vasari’s edifice perched on the Arno River.

If you can't hit the terrace, see the movie (photo Brian Kelley)

If you can’t hit the terrace, see the movie (photo Brian Kelley)

But you get to see a (surgical) slice of some of the greatest art by the great Florentine artists of all time, up close and without peering over the heads of the selfie Mafia….

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It is a pleasant piece of film, a worthy try at virtual tourism, and will at least grant you a taster without the Hell of Firenze railway station.

Johann Zoffany's Tribune of the Uffizi (1772-7)

Johann Zoffany’s Tribune of the Uffizi (1772-7)

As Jacob Burckhardt wrote of Florence in his classic The Civilization of the Renaissance in Italy (1945) “In no other city of Italy were the struggles of political parties so bitter, of such early origin, and so permanent.”  Hence the miracle of the Renaissance, due in large part to folks like Medici, who equated great art with power-branding but still appreciated and fostered it as art per se. The suggestion that strife makes for art recalls Harry Lime’s referencing the chaos in Italy with its great works, compared to the comfortable and relaxed Swiss, who gave us the cuckoo clock.

Corot's Florence from the Bomboli Gadens

Corot’s Florence from the Bomboli Gadens

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Casablanca

November 21, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | Classic Film, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

(Dir. Michael Curtiz) (1942)

We recall this classic-of-classics in the wake of the horror in Paris.  The soccer fans leaving the bombed-out stadium did it: Marchons, marchons!  Qu’un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons !  (Take note, Australia: La Marseillaise – now, that’s a national anthem for you).

And in the best ‘B’ film ever made*, Paul Henreid leads the band and crowd in Rick’s Café in a rousing version, drowning out nasty Conrad Veidt’s Teutonic warbling “Die Wacht am Rhein”.




[*David Shipman (“The Great Movie Stars”) called Casablanca “probably the best bad film ever made”].

What a cast – Humphrey Bogart as Rick (nationality: drunkard – disposition: noble), Ingrid Bergman (his luminous ex-flame, Ilsa), Paul Henreid perfect as driven and brave anti-fascist crusader Victor Lazlo, Claude Rains as the silky, unscrupulous and ultimately patriotic French Captain, Conrad Veidt (magnificently haughty and menacing as Major Strasser), Peter Lorre, Sydney Greenstreet, Dooley Wilson, et al) – and what a script.  Director Curtiz gets the look just right, doesn’t fuss too much with the plot, lays into the Nazis at every opportunity and lets a hail of killer lines do the work:

“I came to Casablanca for the waters.”  “But there are no waters.”  “I was misinformed.”

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world…she walks in to mine.”

“Play it!”


“You despise me, don’t you?”   “If I gave you any thought, I probably would.”

“I don’t object to a parasite; I object to a cut-rate one”.

“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

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“We’ll always have Paris”

“You’ll have to think for both of us.”

“It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.”

Captain Renault is “just like any other man only more so.”

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“I told my men to be especially destructive.”

“Round up the usual suspects.”

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“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

 

 

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Bridesmaids

November 20, 2015 | Posted by Peter Jakobsen | Comedy Film, THUMBNAIL REVIEWS |

(2011) (Paul Feig)

A long, slow-motion descent into the maelstrom for Kristen Wiig, a selfish, damaged, pretty, self-pitying gal with a drinking problem, and jealousy issues.  It is a bit of a plod, saved by her romance with Chris O’Dowd and three deathless scenes: the bridal fitting after lunch at a very dodgy eatery; the plane trip to Vegas, and the bridal shower.  It’s where America is now, unfortunately: resilient but mad, mad with self-love.

There goes the Bride

There goes the Bride

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